A clean, straightforward tee that speaks with dry humor. The short chest-line text offers a muted, sardonic take that slips easily into everyday wear — a quiet shrug in the grocery aisle, a wry line at a backyard cookout, or a low-key statement at casual meetups. The fit sits relaxed at the shoulders and chest, letting the message do the talking without shouting. Comfortable enough for long days, durable enough to stay sharp after many washes. Wear it when you want to be ironic, honest, or just a little blunt.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors with medium 180 g/m² fabric weight for durable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed knit collar for shape retention and a clean silhouette
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves and labels, DTG for main graphics ensuring crisp, detailed text
- Twill shoulder tape and tear-away label for stability and itch-free wear
- Certified safety and sustainability: Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty, ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean