A bold, lived-in tee for people who use sharp humor to make a point. The shirt’s clean white text sits center-chest on a deep background, its staggered lines and parenthetical punchline creating a wry, conversational rhythm. It reads like something said between friends at a late-night gathering — direct, a little irreverent, and entirely communicative. Wear it layered under a denim jacket for nights out, or with relaxed jeans when you want your stance to be obvious without a long explanation. The medium-weight 100% cotton holds print detail well while keeping a soft, familiar feel. Tear-away label and tubular construction mean nothing to poke or shift; it simply wears like a reliable companion. Ethically grown US cotton and Oeko-Tex certification add quiet reassurance to the statement you’re making.

Product features
- 100% cotton medium-weight (180 g/m²) for durable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG/DTF printing for crisp text and precise sleeve/neck details
- Tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certification for comfortable, safe wear

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean